Q is for... Quiz – Are you awesome like me?

1.What do you do on the h(p)ot seat?

a) Pretend you are a movie star and talk out loud with yourself

b) Check blogger, twitter, FB.

c) Read the paper/book.

d) All of the above; depends.

2.What do you do on the first day of dieting?

a) Postpone it for tomorrow

b) Fall sick and eat more to feel stronger

c) Eat nothing all day, crave for a pizza in the evening and then eventually order one to congratulate yourself.

d) All of the above; depends

3.What do you do when you see someone digging their nose?

a) Laugh and make them really uncomfortable

b) Remember that you want to dig your nose too

c) Look at the sky but from the corner of the eye you are still staring and waiting for the person to finish

d) All of the above; depends

4.What do you do when you feel like watching porn?

a) Search YouTube and look for Indian movies with some erotica

b) Search for Sunny Leone

c) Dig some ‘stuff’ from the ‘secret/private’ folder from your laptop

d) None of the above. Also, all. Can't confess. Too embarrassing.

5.What do you do to sound smart?

a) Read Google news headlines every single day

b) Share intellectual links on FB

c) During a conversation pretend you have important messages coming on your phone

d) All of the above; depends.

6. What do you do when you are losing to someone on Words with Friends?

a) Cheat. Obviously

b) Sulk. Obviously

c) Cheat. Again.

d) All of the above. Always.

7. Why would you take a quiz like this one?

a) Because you love the author and you want to be like her.

b) Because you saw 'porn' written somewhere in the middle.

c) Because Q is a very difficult alphabet and you wanted to know how someone creates magic out of it. That, and because you are a narcissist too.

d) All of the above.

So, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and lurkers, if your answer is 'd' to all the above questions, you are as awesome as me. And if not, you are anyway awesome because you managed to complete this very awesome quiz. To add,  if you use the word awesome as much as I do, then you are 100% like me.

Thankyou for your patience. See you on Monday with a more easy to deal with 'R'!