The whole world seems to be on a diet. Green tea has taken
over Butter, Ghee and Chocolate Mousse. And if you do consume these in large
quantities, several cups of Green Tea after a meal makes up for everything. Yes,
everyone has interesting tips like these. Over the years I have learnt a lot as
well. Let me share these with you absolutely for free:
* Find a table next to someone who has ordered a salad. You
might develop taste for it since the food on the other table is always better
than what you have ordered.
* Weigh yourself for a few nights before going on a holiday.
When you come back, weigh yourself in the morning. That way you will put on
less weight.
* Beer has fewer calories than any cocktail. It makes you feel happy and rejuvenated. Not only that, you even burn calories by laughing/crying and dancing around like morons. Stick to it.
* The worst thing about dieting is that you start calling
frozen yoghurt, ‘Ice Cream’ and salad, ‘Meal’. Deal with it.
* Surround yourself with people who weigh more than you. Being
the thinnest at 70 kgs is an awesome feeling.
* Start loving the mountains. You can cover your beach body in layers and fool everyone.
* The best Aasana
for pictures is this - stand side ways, breathe in, tilt one leg slightly and
bend your elbows. This is an instant way to look atleast 5 kgs less.
* Start following several religions. Muslims fast during
Ramzaan, Hindus have their Navratras and Jains finish their meals by 4. You might
eat regular meals for only about 50 days in a year.
* Always blame your genes. Nothing is more satisfying than putting
the fault on the parents.
* Last but not the least, botox is becoming a trend. Be happy
that you are naturally large and saving so much money!
Loved the pun, the satire, the post and your awesome way of dieting :)
ReplyDeleteUltimately we will have to come to this only. Leaving rice, potato, ice cream, etc is certainly not working for me!
DeleteAhem, so this is why I love winters. I can cover up my beach body and fool everyone. Now who is eating salad in this resto. I need to find her and sit near her!
ReplyDeleteIt could be me, Red. I have discovered a few salads which actually taste good. Mind you, they have loads of dressing and cheese... soooo :)
DeleteHa ha ha..awesome gyaan. :D
ReplyDeleteThankyou, Thankyou!!
DeleteHaha! Loved the satirical take on dieting! :D
ReplyDeleteFollow several religions is the best! :D :D
Yeah, maybe God will become kind and help you lose weight :)
DeleteHaha! That was hilarious! I guess dieting is really about leaving what you love to best because you've been overdoing it! ANd it applies not just for food! :) Great post!
ReplyDeleteDieting is a curse, I tell you. Whatever happened to 'I live to eat' ... I don't here anyone saying that anymore!
Deletehahah loved the bit about Beer !
ReplyDeleteRandom Thoughts Naba
So you too, beer lover?? ;)
DeleteDieting has been toughest topic in my whole life!! I never passed in it :P Let me find a person who eats salad at least ;) Awesome post :D
ReplyDeleteSwathi
Oh tell me about it... dieting sucks. But we have to pay for all those cheesecakes and plates of chicken biryani sometime or the other!
DeleteBeer, satire, and some pun - The best dieting related write up ever!!! You are a rockstar to deal such a tough topic with so much fun!!
ReplyDelete~S(t)ri
Participant|AtoZ Challenge 2014
Smile, it makes (y)our day!
I am just in love with your blog title - I am Stri!! You too are a rockstar to come up with something like that!
Deletelol, I love your diet tips, especially about the genes, cos I blame them all the time!
ReplyDeleteDamyanti Co-host, A to Z Challenge 2014, Latest Post
Twitter: @damyantig
#atozchallenge
It is the easiest excuse :)
DeleteInteresting take on diets.
ReplyDeleteSome of your tips are so easy and practical that one can get deceived that she is dieting!!A fun post
ReplyDeleteDon't doubt me... I actually use these tips!!! :)
DeleteSo, that explains why I have never been successful with dieting, I was missing these helpful tips ;) Like your post, Nisha :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha.. you never came to the real Guru of dieting! Now you have my blessings ;)
DeleteI like this diet. And here I was worrying unnecessarily looking around for a gym for my one month in Lucknow!
ReplyDeleteNow stop procrastinating and start following my tips. All that chaat and kebabs need to be digested!
DeleteHahahaha I so love this! I've been trying to diet since like forever and have failed miserably!
ReplyDeleteShall try your tips! :)
So if these tips work, am I in for a bigggg treat??
DeleteAgain I lost my comment!!! Arrrgh! Anyway I loved your dieting tips seem so painfree.
ReplyDeleteAgain meaning? Your comment is right there, Tulika. Thankyou for dropping by!
DeleteHahaha... I loved your take on dieting... Wonderful post.
ReplyDeleteThankyou, Rajlakshmi. Hope these help you or someone you know :D
DeleteLove you refreshing take on dieting. ♥
ReplyDeleteThankyou, Kathy. I'm glad!
DeleteI have always been against dieting but you make it sound so much fun! :-P
ReplyDeleteHaha! Yea.. try new salads and and drool on frozen yoghurts.. that's fun :p
Deletefrozen yoghurt, ‘Ice Cream’ and salad, being thinnest among 70 kgs is an awesome feeling, and the picture things, some of the people on healthier side do that! Every point here is awesome. Laughing!
ReplyDeleteYes I know. I click pictures like that too. Otherwise my arms look fat!!! All this is from experience :D
DeleteI must follow these tips, especially, surround yourself with people who weigh more than you! :D
ReplyDeleteThe best thing about these friends is that they tell you, 'You don't need to diet, you are perfect'! What else do you want!
DeleteAs a matter of fact I follow these whenever I want to loose a lil. . Not that I am overweight or anything. .
ReplyDeleteSee, now you are the type of person I wouldn't want to stand with. I would always be the fat one!
DeleteHee he Sweet post, enjoyed readin it.
ReplyDeleteHahaaha.. awesome.. Should try the one for taking pictures ;)
ReplyDelete