Tuesday, January 3, 2012

The Year of Doom Begins with a Rumor!

Did you turn into a stone last night? Heck, how would I know? Those who are made of rock can’t read or type comments!

Rumor has it; people who slept through last night in Lucknow have turned into stone. The power of satellites helped folks inform each other and stay up till late, lest they will turn into a boulder or a pebble, depending upon their size. (The last one is my addition to the rumor!)
Is this the beginning of rumors in the year of doom? Today there are stones, tomorrow there will be fire, day after, I don’t know, ringtones killing mankind!?

If it was all true, should we take massive loans and head for vacations? Should we start calling up people and bid a final adieu? Should we forgive and forget and have an attitude of gratitude towards everything we’ve done and everyone we’ve met? Should we think of the '10 things to do before dying?'

If it was all true and we were to follow the dreadful Mayan calendar, we should really start living it. Assuming we are all believers and therefore, start living each moment, imagine what an awesome year this will be.

C’mon people, the world’s gonna end in 2012, LIVE IT!!

P.S. The only living person in Lucknow who has actually turned into a stone with a Gucci bag is:

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/03/2012

    Mine almost ended in 2011 itself, but I still managed to live on to see 2012. Having said that, I am damn sure I've got this new life for longer than a year ;)
    Happy 2012 :)

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  2. Nice rumors! And you can only wish for the lady with Gucci bag to turn stone overnight!

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  3. ha ha that statue...seriously!! :P And if the world is to end in 2012 then i want to see it happen, or rather how it happens.

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  4. @Era: Wish u lots of love and Luck in 2012. The worst is behind you, I'm sure the coming years will bring lots of joy in your life :)

    @Rohan: Such is the land of Mayawati. I still love it, lots!

    @Rahul Bhatia: Thanks!

    @Ria: Curiosity kills the cat, haha! I'd rather have vague ideas and live :)

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Your sweetness makes my day. Gentle criticism will be taken in the right spirit too :)