Monday, July 30, 2007

We think, therefore we are... women!

Now this one's not being written in a very good mood. Why? U ask. Well, i have no idea!So thats that, do females, and i say this for most of us, need a reason to worry/think?

We tend to make everything a big deal at times. Why, I have no clue. Somethings deserve our thoughts, but then we tend to indulge in a lot of unnecessary crap as well.

Lets say there is a party next week. So what to wear? Now next week is like 7 days later...but we need to THINK now! That will decide how many parlor visits we need to make before the D day, when do we have to shampoo our hair, how we'll reach the venue, how will we talk to our boyfriend on phone that night so we have to make up one night before, and the resttt!

This party is a HUGE affair, so it becomes a BIG issue . Lets just excuse it. How about what movie to watch tomorrow? Now the woman is thinking. Last comedy was awful. Action? What, thats not our genre. Romance...i need to buy tissues. Whom to go with? Well, if I ask X, I will have to take Y along. I don't like Y. If I go with A, B will not like it. If I take B, A's a prob. The Woman goes with A, has completely 'thought' of the reasons she would give B, even has a plan ready if she bumps into B's neighbor's daughter's friend...

Now movies are entertainment. Lets just sleep. This too gets undue importance sometimes! If she sleeps at 12 today, her cycle will break. You know, routine. Yesterday she slept at 2 and woke up at 10, and I know u know the rest! If she sleeps at the usual 2, how will she able to start a new routine of waking up early? And if she sleeps at 1, she would be thinking of all the BIG things in the world and end up sleeping at 2 'thinking' why she didn't actually sleep at 2. She could have blogged u know!

And thats a woman's brain for you. Thinking brain. Sometimes its irritating for us too. We do realize that thinking is injurious to health. Thats why men, they-are-so-smart-men, don't think at all! And we hate them for that. Guess that's why we take their responsibilities too and think twice as much!

We think about the big, the small, and the minuscule. Its not our fault. Just like crying isn't. And well, there's a big post on crying coming up soon. Its my favorite hobby. Oh, no wait, its thinking. Umm..will have to think on this one!

*the post has been written in an extremely light hearted manner..and should be taken in the same spirit!!*

15 comments:

  1. FREAK!!
    I DO NOT think soo much...how do you or many other women or even some men I know...manage to do that!!haan...I'de be more than half dead if I'de think SO much..!!

    Life would be so irritating and annoying sometimes(read as most of the times) cause of this...don't you think so??

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  2. @ nabila..lol! thats pretty much what i was expecting..even thought of deleting the post...but who cares..wud be fun to read more comments!hehe
    n yeah...lifes annoying when u r like this..hate itttt absolutely!

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  3. Anonymous7/31/2007

    arrey why delete? Nabila may be different but believe me hum sab kam se kam itna toh sochte hee hain aur kai baar issey bhi zyaada!!and of course its v bugging cos sometimes u want to jus relax and not tax ur anyways over-taxed brains..u get the drift??

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  4. V think ???
    :)
    i guess we plan unnecessarily nd dont actually think...nywaz like alwaz a gr8 poem :)

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  5. @ ruby di/anonymous...u got me absolutely right! so we are same as usual :)
    and yeah...i underestimated u...u're not as tech challenged hmm!as for the looks comment..i wanted a change from the usual template..so i changed it..like it right now! may pick a new one soon too.its about about being different from the crowd!

    @ Sach...poem????????

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  6. very honest.. and i am glad to know "we hate them for that"

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  7. Hello :)
    thanks for dropping by my blog, youre welcome anytime!

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  8. thinking...just the thought of it is tiring me out...
    yeah we females do tend to think waaay tooo much....
    but its unfair to the men...coz i know some of those who think just as much..if not more....
    neway...i like the mood of the post!!
    cheers!

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  9. Thinking thinking thinking.......

    what to comment here....

    and you thought men don't think!

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  10. @ankit...we hate them for a lot of other things..will let u know sometime!!n also..v love them for a lot of things..willl scribble that too..someday ;)

    @grafxgurl: ur templates are awesome :)

    @sneha:sum men do think...but most..they force it all on us!

    @Jolvin: keep thinking! but as soon as u finish lemme know :)

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  11. I know where the sleep bit came from!! Ha ha :D

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  12. @D: thank god u don't know the other bits!! :D

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  13. Relax... Take 3 deep breaths.

    You are taking life way too seriously. Do the following three times everyday and everything will make sense.

    1. Take a fresh tall glass
    2. Fill it till brim with ice
    3. Fill 1/6 of the glass with a good vodka like absolut/smirnoff
    4. Fill the balance with RED BULL (its an amazing combination)
    5. Stir nicely with a straw.
    6. SIP, Drink, Gulp.
    7. Repeat.

    Hope it comes good to you, as suggested by baba Ramadeva

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  14. thats just soo true!!screw thinking!!like its 12.00 noon now,and i have got my driving class at 2.30 and i am already thinking of taking/not taking bath,time it will take for my hair to dry(naturally,no heater for me),what to wear..shit man..all this for bloody holding the steering rit for 30 mins..

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  15. ha ha ... good one .. but men do think dear .. may be not abt the clothes they wear or hair wash .. but abt more "pressing" things :D

    Cheers,
    Lalith

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