Showing posts with label new year 2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new year 2012. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

The Year of Doom Begins with a Rumor!

Did you turn into a stone last night? Heck, how would I know? Those who are made of rock can’t read or type comments!

Rumor has it; people who slept through last night in Lucknow have turned into stone. The power of satellites helped folks inform each other and stay up till late, lest they will turn into a boulder or a pebble, depending upon their size. (The last one is my addition to the rumor!)
Is this the beginning of rumors in the year of doom? Today there are stones, tomorrow there will be fire, day after, I don’t know, ringtones killing mankind!?

If it was all true, should we take massive loans and head for vacations? Should we start calling up people and bid a final adieu? Should we forgive and forget and have an attitude of gratitude towards everything we’ve done and everyone we’ve met? Should we think of the '10 things to do before dying?'

If it was all true and we were to follow the dreadful Mayan calendar, we should really start living it. Assuming we are all believers and therefore, start living each moment, imagine what an awesome year this will be.

C’mon people, the world’s gonna end in 2012, LIVE IT!!

P.S. The only living person in Lucknow who has actually turned into a stone with a Gucci bag is:

Monday, January 2, 2012

Greedy me in 2012

This Year I want…

…to find determination

…to find a way to fight thoughts that are irrelevant

…to smile more than ever before

…to gain more clarity over the future

…to lose at least 4 kilos and look super hawt!!!


I want oodles of happiness, a healthy body and if possible, a load-full of wealth. And if God is listening, I want it today and I want it every year! Since God IS listening, Thankyou God for everything :D