Congratulations, Hypocrisy

AIB Roast has taken down their YouTube videos. And rightly so. They are such a kalank on our white washed society. How dare they try to malign our culture which has been kept so clean since time immemorial? Here are some amazing facts about the same:

Do you know, in our country, men watch no porn on their phones?

They read jokes only on Santa and Banta.

In colleges, boys speak to each other in language fit for the Queen, mi lady. The only cuss word they know is dog.

Our women, they watch only saas-bahu series on television. Those serials are highly educative teaching the women how to misbehave with their daughter-in-laws and how to kill a girl child.

Did you know our children love Munni aunty, Sheila aunty, Chameli aunty and Lovely aunty. They dance to their tunes and don’t feel embarrassed by what they are wearing.

They also watch Comedy Nights with Kapil which has absolutely no jokes degrading women.

We are not racist at all. What Fair and Lovely? – we don’t recommend it to anyone. Brahmin women clean our toilets and we serve them tea in our finest china.

Our political leaders are so clean – none of them have said things like ‘Boys will be Boys’ (when rapes happen in Uttar Pradesh), ‘Hindu women should have four children’, ‘Being Gay is a disease’, and the list goes one.

See, our country has the who’s who of saints. We chant. We go to Vaishno Devi. We pray to the Holy Cow. Heck, we even wash feet of young girls on Navratri. Child molestation, rapes – uhh, we never hear of them.

When you check our Google history, I bet you will not find Sunny Leone.

Okay, I’m done.

GROW UP PEOPLE! All India Bakchod Roast on Ranveer Singh, Karan Johar and Arjun Kapoor or AIB knockout was nothing but a lot of ‘non-veg’ jokes put together for an adult audience in a stand-up comedy. SIMPLE. A couple of jokes, and only a couple of jokes, could be termed as offensive, I agree. But we’ve been hearing/reading them since we were 12. We found them as funny as Flop Show of our times. Why do Indians have such double standards? 

If you don’t like it, don’t watch it -  just like I don't watch any saas-bahu series 'cause I find them so degrading. Sadly, for people who did like it, it’s down now.  

Congratulations Hypocrisy, you are here to stay in our country.