D is for...Dieting!

The whole world seems to be on a diet. Green tea has taken over Butter, Ghee and Chocolate Mousse. And if you do consume these in large quantities, several cups of Green Tea after a meal makes up for everything. Yes, everyone has interesting tips like these. Over the years I have learnt a lot as well. Let me share these with you absolutely for free: 

* Find a table next to someone who has ordered a salad. You might develop taste for it since the food on the other table is always better than what you have ordered.

* Weigh yourself for a few nights before going on a holiday. When you come back, weigh yourself in the morning. That way you will put on less weight.

* Beer has fewer calories than any cocktail. It makes you feel happy and rejuvenated. Not only that, you even burn calories by laughing/crying and dancing around like morons. Stick to it. 

* The worst thing about dieting is that you start calling frozen yoghurt, ‘Ice Cream’ and salad, ‘Meal’. Deal with it.

* Surround yourself with people who weigh more than you. Being the thinnest at 70 kgs is an awesome feeling. 

* Start loving the mountains. You can cover your beach body in layers and fool everyone.

* The best Aasana for pictures is this - stand side ways, breathe in, tilt one leg slightly and bend your elbows. This is an instant way to look atleast 5 kgs less.

* Start following several religions. Muslims fast during Ramzaan, Hindus have their Navratras and Jains finish their meals by 4. You might eat regular meals for only about 50 days in a year. 

* Always blame your genes. Nothing is more satisfying than putting the fault on the parents.

* Last but not the least, botox is becoming a trend. Be happy that you are naturally large and saving so much money!